隨手寫 October 25, 2021 at 08:41AM

電梯載重限制總是讓人想到一個畫面：

「電梯怎麼突然停了，還好我們人數雖然剛好，但身材看起來都符合 70 公斤的假設……咦，你怎麼哭了？」

「其實我最近吃得很放肆，對不起…」

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