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信手聊 November 12, 2026 at 11:04AM

後來，蔡康永在回覆賈永婕的召喚文時，又用了「振聾發聵」這個詞。用來暗引《超人特攻隊》「衣夫人」的名言「不要披風」來回答用詞太過隆重，甚至到了刻意的程度，自然會有反差的笑點出來。我也常說，「玩笑不是謊言，要讓人能認出，但又不能說破，玩笑才會好玩，最好還能不傷害自己以外的人。」

信手聊 November 12, 2026 at 10:58AM

前幾天還在想，蔡康永也真是故意。在王偉忠的節目留下「把票投給嚮往的生活」這句結語，表面上是一種中立的表述，實際上卻成了每個選民都能拿來催票的用語。沒有明說這句話該怎麼用，但每個人都知道該怎麼用。

信手聊 November 9, 2026 at 05:06PM

跟同事說明完需要改進的地方，對方一臉困惑，重新解釋後依然困惑，轉身直接離開。「好像少了什麼⋯」結束資訊考試的我，在網路攻擊手法找到類似的東西，就是 SYN Flood，讓系統一直等待回應，卻始終等不到最後的確認。超商結帳也是，拿了商品和發票，店員就繼續下一件事，始終沒有多一句謝謝光臨

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